I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”
I’m so going to buy it.
I bet yall didn’t believe me
"I want to be with you,
it is as simple,
and as complicated as that."
— Charles Bukowski (via hollowstimulation)
I been drankin..I been drankin..I get filthy when dat liqua get into me
backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue